DEAR DIARY

Dear diary, I had a serious conversation with myself today, I asked “Why can’t you acquire an ekitten that meows” and I just sat there in silence, staring into the void like the answer would appear, but it didn’t, it never does, I told myself maybe it’s because my aura is too powerful, maybe they fear the wolf, maybe they sense the sigma frequency and get overwhelmed, or maybe, just maybe, I am destined to remain maidenless until a chosen one appears in front of me and drops one meow to activate my final form, until then I will continue this internal dialogue, pretending I don’t care, but deep down, the wolf yearns..